They say finding a good man is hard to find, will let me tell you this- finding a good woman is even harder. We women bash men to the fullest! Always saying men are dogs and they lie so much, but come on the truth so women LIE BETTER and HIDE BETTER than men. Some women have ABSOLUTELY NO CONSCIENCE. Not to mention women who love to be right- admitting they were wrong is the last thing they would do. Expect some secrets to be taken to their grave. My last blog made some of my male readers feel victimized, well let’s talk about some Trini women to stay away from.
- Red Woman: forever on the top of the list. A couple blogs back I wrote refuting this statement that “The Only Good Red Thing is a Dollar”, however by popular demand ALL man seem to think red woman is from the Devil’s spawn. Ladies don’t take offense I’m on the fence about this one- I know some relll faithful and loyal red women. Red women forever intimidating men that’s why most men say “red woman bad” a few bad apples spoil the bunch. Oh well
- Every man is your cousin or brother. I get your family big but EVERYYYY man you liming with is your cousin or brother so? Girl bye! I can’t understand if this person is your relative and both of yall going to watch a movie alone or going a party/clubbing together and is level ‘bend ova’ and ‘stab out’. We know Jerome ain’t your bro or cousin unless yall about that Lannister life (shout out to all the Game of Thrones fans).
- You in every party and clubbing every week. This excludes the working ladies out there, big ups to you cause you working and spoiling yourself. But to the females who works nowhere and draws no pay- I cannot understand how this is even possible for you to be at every party and club, with a new outfit every week, hair well done, nails freshly did and accessories on fleek. Where you get the money from? You got a sugar daddy? Do you not have goals? Ambition? Don’t you go to school if you ain’t working? That ain’t cute
- Social Media whores. Ahem! Every pic is a half naked pic and the hastag be like #BeachLife #ImaMermaid #IslandLife #LifeInABikini ohh my godddd -_- no bitch you pimpin your body for likes and tusty man comments. Not saying don’t feel yourself but all your pics your breasts outside, you bending over backwards and all kinda mechanics to get the angle to make your ass cheeks look healthy. I rel can’t
- TWERK GIRL! Your snaps and IG vids are of you twerking… I need not say anything else.
- The “Comps” possee. You always wanna be in every party but forever asking for comps, after freeness is ….. And so these party promoters take advantage of some of these easy birds, if you want comps- open your legs and some of these girls do this shit just to get a pic from Triniscene or LimeTT. Steups.
- Its Complicated. Okay so he’s cute, but when he asks if you have a bf your response is “I’m in the process of a breakup”, “its complicated” or “I’m so unhappy”. Always a victim in your relationships. Stop being a thot, your man takes you out and showers you with love but your insecurity driving you to gain the attention of other men.
- You have over 4000 fb friends but nobody tracking you. Hmmm these girls right here, forever chaining up men bout you’re the only guy I talk to. Girl please homeboy stay waiting in your chats and those ticks remain grey and you constantly online. Who you fooling?
- A password and lock for every app. Your gallery have a lock, phone calls- lock, whatsapp- lock, settings-lock, alarm-lock. Ummmmm seriously? What you hiding so? Thot files?
- Every DJ in your contacts list. Why you need to have salty on speed dial? Is shout out you longing for? Free entry to clubs? Yuh wa speed?
- Leggings and crop top. You going to the cinema and wearing leggings and all the tiger outside. You don’t feel cold? Sun don’t burn you? You don’t feel disrespected when men be like “Oh god gyal.. that thing printing out”
- I only have guy friends cause girls like too much bacchanal. LMAO thisss girl, I can’t. If they’re your friends why can all of them say they got the beat already? Why you in the middle of a parry? Smh
- Girls who tracking people man….. mmmmm Jesus take the wheel! These thots be ever bold face. But that’s a separate blog by itself. Stop being willing side hoes. It don’t look good.
The truth is I can go on and on about this, so many guys sent me some of these girls to stay away from, but this is just a few. Big ups to Runako, Tiffano, Kore, Kiah, Nisha, Bjorn etc. for having opinions on these. NO OFFENSE to anyone. Written in Trini slang.